Friday, March 30, 2007

Ghetto tan is up to their old tricks

The last time I posted about this place, I figured they couldn't get much worse. I was wrong. This afternoon I phoned, and phoned...and waited and phoned again and each time no one answered my call. I really wanted to go for a tan! So I drove across town after work for a drop in session. When I got there I asked if I could and the girl (who was SO overly tanned she actually looked unhealthily burned) said "we're all booked up." I explained that I had called several times that afternoon, and that no one answered, so I had driven across town and didn't want to go home 'empty handed' for lack of a better term. She looked at me blankly and said "oh..." Then looked around the desk for the phone. Then she says "oh, I guess we don't have a phone right now."

WHAT?! Seriously? You can't find the portable phone that you were probably chatting on with your friends all afternoon, and your explanation is you "don't have a phone right now" ?

Seriously!

Anyway, I did get to go for a tan afterall. When I asked how many mins I have left I was hoping she'd say 10 or something like that. But NO, I have 67 mins left. Which means I have to go back to Ghetto-tan at least 6 more times :(

22 comments:

The Stormin Mormon said...

I've been debating going tanning for some time now.

Fortunately I happen to know some people that work for one of the local tanning companies and I don't have to wait or pay... It makes things easier.

Me Myself and I said...

Stormin,

Nice. Those kinds of hook-ups definitely come in handy :)

JLee said...

"ghetto tan" haha
you gotta be kidding me! Too bad you can't get a refund...

egan said...

Really, there are no other tanning salons in town?

Anonymous said...

Seriously Celeste... you are the funniest person I know! I miss you! I am back at work this week, but will be gone all weekend... pop by if you have time. ~Jill

Claire said...

Ghetto tan....I love it!

Cxx

Me Myself and I said...

Jlee,

I'm not kidding. Sad, isn't it?

Me Myself and I said...

Egan,

Yes, there are many. But then I would have to spend money. And I wouldn't have stories to tell.

Me Myself and I said...

Jill,

haha! that's quite the compliment, thank you!! I will pop by again soon, I have to do a 'market update' once a month for work, so we'll stop by in the next few weeks for sure :)

Me Myself and I said...

Claire,

I'm glad SOMEONE loves Ghetto-tan!

;)

che said...

maybe the attendants eyes were too tanned !

egan said...

Yeah, who care about the money thing. But you can't pass up the blogging material it provides. They should really work on a new name for their business.

Scott said...

Ghetto tanning, I love the expression.

2 Dollar Productions said...

In general, I've found that it's a prerequisite (sp?) for tanning employees to be some bizarre shade of orange/brown to work there. It's too bad you've got a few more trips there, although it seems possible they might find a phone at some point.

Anonymous said...

Don't ya just hate a badly ran business like that - you'd think they didn't want to customers. For the price of a new phone, jeeez! :[]

Evil Spock said...

I get awful tan lines because I bike a lot, but I refuse to lie in those light coffins. Too claustophobic for me.

Me Myself and I said...

Che,

Good point!

Me Myself and I said...

Egan,

Its actually called "texas heat", which isn't a bad name. If only they'd improve their customer service!

Me Myself and I said...

Scott,

haha. thanks.

Me Myself and I said...

2 Dollar,

I know! You'd think they'd want to actually look GOOD, instead of scaring the clientele. I always say to myself when I go in there that I'd like a bit of colour, but NEVER to look like the girls who work there.

Me Myself and I said...

Dogga,

I know! Customer service is NOT rocket-science.

Me Myself and I said...

Evil,

I used to feel claustraphobic (in fact, I still do a little bit) but I'm getting used to it.