Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Lemons vs. grapes....well, sort of
Whoever said "when life hands you lemons...make lemonade" obviously had no idea how labour-intensive it is to make lemonade! All that squeezing to get the juice out, you really have to put your weight behind that lemon. And then you have to fish out the seeds, because really, who wants seeds in their lemonade? Not this girl. Then you have to sweeten it juuuuuuust right. Not too much sugar or you'll ruin it. Not enough and you'll be making that pucker-face that is oh-so-sexy. So you see...when life hands you lemons...its much easier to just say 'ah, fuck it' and go buy a nice bottle of wine.
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If life hands you lemons, get the camera out and take some photos photogirl.
I thought when life gave you lemons, you're supposed to go out and find someone that life gave vodka to?
beer, grapes give me heartburn.
I have no words to describe you right now.... hilarious, that's a good one!
Andre,
meh. Still kind of labour-intensive.
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Blog P,
Definitely still too labour intensive!
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Geek,
I suppose that's an acceptable alternative.
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Jill,
I'm glad I make you laugh! Now if only I could dream up a whole novel that funny ;)
When life gives you lemons, you give life a swift kick to the gonads.
You could also man limoncello. it takes a little longer but the nice italian lady on the food network said it's delicious.
By man i meant make.
Truer words were never spoken.
Evil Spock,
Yes!
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Ryan,
For a second there I thought you were talking about man-handling lemons and I was scared.
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Scott,
:)
this reminds me of that one joke about the farmer who made the travelers (after they slept w/his daughter) go out into the fields and each pick a fruit...
one of them picked watermelon, and well, you know the rest.
I'd pick grapes.
Goo,
LOL! good choice ;)
ha, when I hear somebody start that phrase "when life gives you lemons..." from now on, I'll finish it with "ah, fuck it, let's buy some wine".
Neal,
awesome!! Now I know I will go down in history as the girl who inspired the saying "If life hands you lemons, AH fuckit! Let's go buy some wine!"
sweeeeet.
I like your saying better! haha
Cor, you're on form!!! LOL - go buy a bottle of wine then - or is life handing you grapes?
Jlee,
Thanks!
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Dogga,
I have to ask. What does "Cor" mean?!
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